Ode to Dick Wolf
Set to “Shaft” by Isaac Hayes
Who’s the uber-producer who made Chris Noth
a sex machine with all chicks?
Wolf! You damn right!
Who’s the uber-producers with L&O episodes
dominating all the programming hours on TNT?
Can ya dig it?
Who’s the producer who made us all want to be the body discoverer
That Dick Wolf is one bad moth-
shut yo mouf!
I’m talking about Dick Wolf
He’s very prolific man
and you better not ask him for money. (Dick Wolf)