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Sex Poodle Al Gore Cleared in Sexual Assault Case

August 1, 2010

After concluding what was hopefully a far more rigorous investigation, Portland authorities issued a statement in the Al Gore Sexual Assault case,closing the book on the ordeal. Perhaps the checks cleared much quicker this time. Just kidding.

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7 Comments leave one →
  1. August 1, 2010 9:57 pm

    They just spared us the Gore-y details.

  2. August 2, 2010 2:27 am

    He looks like he is about to feel him some boobs.

  3. August 2, 2010 3:05 am

    The lesson here is to make sure those checks clear asap.

  4. August 2, 2010 2:47 pm

    That picture is Gropetastic.

  5. August 2, 2010 3:10 pm

    I like his tie. It’s hypnotic.

  6. August 2, 2010 4:34 pm

    I wonder whose idea it was to keep wearing the ring.

  7. hsofia permalink
    August 2, 2010 9:44 pm

    Well I’m glad this is all over and that it (sounds like?) he wasn’t being so skeezy.

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