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Quick Pats of Butter: Wednesday Edition

April 14, 2010

In more Kate Gosselin news, the embattled mom of 8 was just straight up rejected by Hugh Hefner himself for consideration to be in the pages of Playboy. Apparently he was very emphatic. He also said he “doesn’t consider her a celebrity” and that he doesn’t know why she’s on DWTS. Poor Kate. No one wants to see her naughty bits. She should feel comforted, though, because no one wants to see Jon’s naughty bits either. In fact, no one wants to see Jon at all, but he’s still here.

Fashion fun: Martha Stewart goes Solid Gold in these party pants. Hit or miss? You decide. I’m going with miss. Unless she’s doing a show on how to make your own disco ball, she needs to leave the pants made out of curtains from Studio 54 at home.

From the wow department, Britney Spears decided that in her ads for Candies shoes, she wanted her pictures unretouched. Candies apparently didn’t think that was such a good idea, so they compromised by running the retouched photos next to the unretouched photos. Am I the only one who doesn’t see the point in that? Are the retouched photos there because if you know what it really looks like, you’re going to rip out the unretouched page so you don’t have to look at its hideousness again? Whatever. It’s not like we need trees or anything.

“Bombshell” McGee is offering her apologies to Sandra Bullock. Seriously? From what I can tell Ms. McGee wasn’t cheating on Sandra Bullock with Jesse James, so what exactly does she have to apologize for? Oh, right, the size of her chest. And how she’s such a slut for making that innocent man feel like cheating on his wife. At least that’s what Tina Fey thinks.

8 Comments leave one →
  1. araymondjohnson permalink
    April 14, 2010 12:51 pm

    damn, CNN just ‘broke’ the Hugh Hefner/Kate Gosselin thing today?? Because the NY Daily News had it last week:

    I can’t believe Bombshell McGee apologized. Wow.

  2. April 14, 2010 1:39 pm

    I suspect the only thing McGee is sorry about is that her 15 minutes are up.

  3. April 14, 2010 1:45 pm

    He explained, “I don’t think she’s a celebrity.” She is the second Gosselin rejected from the porno business. It must hurt to hear that no one wants to check out your goody basket.

    I love that Hef had to break this news to America.

  4. evmaroon permalink
    April 14, 2010 3:03 pm

    I suppose given all his years of close contact with celebrity seekers, he’d know one when he saw one.

  5. April 14, 2010 10:40 pm

    @aray It would help if I clicked the links in posts to see what they say. I just saw that your post mentioned her not being a celebrity so when Snarky linked me to the hell no porno story I thought it was something new. My bad!

  6. msjacks permalink
    April 15, 2010 12:14 am

    Hey, it was Britney who wanted the non-retouched photos out there. Not Candies! Give Brit Brit some credit, y’all!

  7. msjacks permalink
    April 15, 2010 12:15 am

    Oh wait, never mind, I think that’s what you said. Unretouched means she didn’t want them touched, right? it’s a grammatically correct double negative! kill me now!

  8. araymondjohnson permalink
    April 15, 2010 8:16 am

    @tasha : oh no worries! I didn’t really break down the details in my piece, and also this helps our campaign in monitoring all of the CNN fail that happens!!

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